A Children’s Play
For Two Voices
by
D. M. Bocaz-Larson
Cast of Characters
Dude: A city loving alley cat who receives an odd visitor one rainy night.
Kim: A unicorn that leaves her home in a world of untouched nature to experience the cities of men.
Place and Time
An alley in the downtown of a large city in the present.
Scene 1
(Lights come up on an alley scene. The only
object on the set that is needed is a large box,
ULC. A garbage can, etc. can be added. DUDE, a
person made up to be a scraggly alley cat, is
resting happily upon the box. There are city
noises in the background along with the sound of a
gentle rain)
DUDE
Ah, rain.
(Smiling and stretching)
What a wonderful thing it is. So refreshing…
(Jumps down and splashes a puddle with his paw and
shakes it off)
…so fun.
(Jumps through another mud puddle)
I love puddles.
(Takes a deep breath and then coughs a little)
The smells of the city that the rain brings out are unequaled.
(Smiles and looks around)
I love the city.
(Calls out)
What would I do without you?!
(Yowls loudly. A window slams shut off R. Smiles
and chuckles)
Heh, heh. Ain’t it great?
(Suddenly, the sounds of loud honking and cars
slamming on their brakes are heard from the street
off L. DUDE is startled and hops behind his box.
He peeks out from behind it just as a unicorn,
Kim, runs into the alley and stops RC, out of
breath and very scared)
KIM
(Panicked)
Oh, why did I ever come here? This is a perfectly awful place.
(Dude moves around L of box in awe at seeing a
unicorn)
It’s smelly, rainy, and dirty. The people are so unkind. Everything is so big. I don’t understand it at all. I’m so very frightened. I wanna go home.
DUDE
(From behind her)
You’re a unicorn!
KIM
(Jumps and backs to R, scared)
Blaaah! What do you want?!
DUDE
Take it easy, sister. I’ve just never seen a unicorn before.
KIM
(Still scared and on guard)
I’ve never seen whatever you are before either.
DUDE
(Proudly)
I’m a cat. An alley cat to be exact.
(Picks up a newspaper off the ground and holds it
up)
I have the papers to prove it.
(KIM tries to smile)
They call me Dude.
KIM
Dude?
DUDE
Actually, my birth name is Sir Douglas Paramount, but all my friends nicknamed me Dude. Easier to say, I suppose. What’s your name, my fine horned friend?
KIM
Kim. Kim of the Jagged Peaks.
DUDE
Impressive. So where is this Jagged Peaks place?
KIM
Hidden in a land far away. It’s not at all like this place.
DUDE
Ah, yes. The city. You like it?
KIM
To be honest, not really.
DUDE
Then, why did you come here?
KIM
(Relaxing a little, looks around)
I’m not sure.
DUDE
I’m afraid I don’t understand.
KIM
I really didn’t want to come here, but all unicorns must when they reach a certain age.
DUDE
Why didn’t you tell them to stuff it?
KIM
I couldn’t do that.
DUDE
Why not? I do it all the time.
KIM
My parents wanted so badly for me to go. I couldn’t disappoint them.
DUDE
The old parent syndrome, huh?
KIM
What?
DUDE
Parent’s always make you feel awful whenever you do something they don’t want you to. They don’t say no, but they make you feel miserable if you don’t.
KIM
Yeah.
DUDE
My parents never did that to me. They let me have my freedom.
(Smiles and looks around)
And look where I am, now.
KIM
(Looks around in hidden disgust)
Oh.
DUDE
It may not look like much, but I’m exactly where I want to be, doing what I want, and I’m happy.
KIM
I’m glad somebody is here.
DUDE
If it makes you so unhappy, why are you staying here? I’m sure your parents won’t stop loving you if you go home.
KIM
It’s not just because of my parents that I’m here. The unicorns all come here to learn about life and nature,
(Looks around)
and see what happens if we misuse it.
DUDE
That’s depressing.
KIM
Coming here makes you appreciate your home much more and realize how wonderful it really is.
(Memories of home makes her sad)
DUDE
I know what ya’ mean. I once got lost in a park. I was so happy to get back to my alley.
(Jumps up on his box and smiles)
Some cats like it in the park, though. Can’t see why, but hey it’s a free country.
KIM
It is?
DUDE
I guess it doesn’t seem so free to you after being out in…uh…
KIM
Nature.
DUDE
(Like a game show host)
That’s the word! Those wide open spaces make me dizzy and it’s so darn quiet out there. I feel like I’ve gone deaf.
KIM
(Walks about and looks around)
Everything is so big and so close together in the city.
(Hugging herself)
I feel like I’m being crushed. And the noise…
(She shutters)
DUDE
(Going to her)
Take it easy, okay. It’s not so bad once you get used to it. That’s why those other cats go to the park; all the noise out here disturbs their sleep.
(Smiles)
I just join in.
(Yowls. A door slams)
Heh, heh. I love it.
(Sees unicorns unhappiness)
You unicorns are sorta like those park cats. If you have such a nice, quiet place to live, I have trouble seeing why you come here.
KIM
Some unicorns used to like it here long ago…
DUDE
(Surprised)
You’re kidding, right?
KIM
Many came here before humans started leaving nature.
(Looking around)
But when humans started building stuff like this…
(Her mind wonders)
DUDE
They all went home. They don’t know what they’re missing.
KIM
Yes, they do. That’s why they make us all come, to see what it’s like.
DUDE
I don’t see why they go back after seeing all this.
KIM
Some do stay. But not many.
DUDE
I haven’t seen any.
KIM
They don’t live in the city if they don’t go home. They hide themselves in the mountains, out of the sight of humans.
DUDE
That doesn’t make any sense. Aren’t our mountains the same as yours?
KIM
No, but close. I think they stay to get away from the same old ordinary things that happen back home. They’re the adventure seekers, always looking for something new. I’m not. I like the calmness of home.
DUDE
Sorry, but I’d be bored.
KIM
Nature is for creatures who are gentle and love those around them.
DUDE
The city is for those who like adventure.
(Hops on his box and leaps off)
KIM
Home is so peaceful.
DUDE
The city is exciting.
KIM
(Looking fearfully at the street off L)
I don’t like exciting.
DUDE
(Kindly)
Then, go home.
KIM
I can’t. I must stay awhile. But, it seems like forever.
DUDE
What would happen if you go back, now?
KIM
Nothing. But I feel that I have to stay for my parents and for myself. If I went home, I would feel like I had been defeated, like I’d failed.
(Looks down in defeat)
Part 2 on Jacqueline’s blog
